*Scenario—in the car on the way home from school.
K: Mommy, can you please turn up the radio?
Me: Thank you for using your manners (as I start to turn up the music)
K: OH! MY! GOODNESS!!!
Me: (Startled) WHAT? What’s wrong?
K: I just farted a little and that junk was DIS-GUS-TING! Whew, what the heck was that all about?
Me: *uncontrollably laughing!!!