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September 13, 2012 2:14 pm

Uppity B!$%&!!!

Scenario:  At the Shell Gas Station today!

Unidentified Man Pumping Gas Across the Aisle from me (UMP):  Hey there!  You need some help?

Me:  No thanks!  But thank you!

UMP:  Naw, really, let me help you pump your gas.  It’s the least I could do!

Me: Oh, ok!  Thanks!  

UMP:  You know, you are gorgeous woman!  I love thick women!

Me: Oh (taken aback!), uh, thanks, I think!

UMP: (putting the nozzle back in the cradle) Is there anything else in your life that needs to be pumped baby?

Me:  Wow, you just said that.  Thanks, but no thanks!  I’m good!

UMP:  Dayum!  You don’t have to be some uppity b!$%& about it!  

Me: Well, here’s the thing!  I ain’t 20 something! “Flattery” like that isn’t flattery!  

UMP: (Walking away, mumbling under his breath)…..

Me:  Thank you for pumping my gas though!  (Laughing)!

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