*Scenario: In the car on the way to school.
K: Mama, why does a cowboy ride a horse and not a cow?
Me: Well…. (long pause)… Oh wait, I know. A cowboy rides a horse to help herd the cattle together so that the cows move as a group. (feeling pretty proud of my answer).
K: Well that’s crazy. They should be called horseboys if they ride a horse. So crazy Mama!